Lucida: (in a very perky voice) HIYA!!!
Tipsy: *Laughs* Well, aren't you just a little cutie?! And what's your name?
Lucida: My name is Lucida! Lucida the Firecraker!
Tipsy: Firecracker? *Laughs* I'm Tiana, but everybody calls me Tipsy. I have no idea why. *Takes a swig from her bottle* Why do they call you firecracker?
Lucida: I make explosions and stuff like that.....
I can be a bit of a cumbustomaniac!
Tipsy: No way! I like... totally... make things explode too! How crazy is that? Check this out. *Finishes the bottle* *Closes her eyes and takes a deep breath* *Throws the bottle into the air and slaps the air between her and the bottle*
The bottle shatters in the air and shards of glass hit the floor.
Tipsy: Ta-da! *Laughs*
Lucida: *Laughes and claps hands*
Tipsy: Thank you! Thank you! *Gives a little bow* You said you were a cum-bust-omen-yak. I don't know what it means, but it sounds fun!
Lucida: No doubt it's a BLAST
A waitress comes over.
Waitress: *Looks a bit angry* We would like to ask you to leave.
Tipsy: How boring! *Stands up on wobbly legs* Come on! Let's find somewhere more fun!
Lucida: Mmm k.. (she nonchalantly walks with Tipsy)
Tipsy takes Lucida to the harbor. They stop at a ship with figurehead depicting an eight-armed goddess. The ships flag and sail are decorated with a jolly roger with a bottle and ham instead of crossbones.
Tipsy: There she is *Points to the ship* My ship, The Macarena!
Crystal sees Lucida having fun with Tipsy.
Crystal: well, welcome to the crew... Tipsy, was it? Any special talents other than drinking?
Tipsy: *Laughs* I'm not part of your crew, Silly! But you can join my crew if you want. We're super fun!
As for talents... I can party all night and kick butt!
Crystalops Sorry for the misunderstanding. But we can party with our enemies sometimes too right? I know a great place
Tipsy: I've decided. you will join my crew!
Crystal:thanks for the offer. But I can't leave my crew behind. But I don't mind a good party and an even better drink. Partying with an enemy? A bit dangerous. But sounds fun! I'm all for it!
Tipsy: That's the spirit! *Grabs Crystal's hand* I'll show you my ship! That's where are the fun is. *Starts to drag her along*
Crystal: they might not like an enemy on the ship though. You at least got the good stuff right?
Tipsy: I'm the Captain! My crew will do what I say and like it! We got the bestest stuff!
Crystal: Then let's have some fun and cause some trouble!
Tipsy leads Crystal to her ship. It has a figurehead, depicting a twelve-armed goddess. There is loud music playing from the deck.
Tipsy: There she is! The Macarena!
Crystal:Too bad we are on opposite teams. This is nice! I think we could get to be good friends. You're awesome. *raises hand in the air, signaling for a high-five*
Tipsy: We're not exactly enemies. Just competitors for finding the One Piece, like all pirates. *High-fives Crystal so hard it knocks her down* *Falls over herself and starts laughing*
Crystal:wow your strong! Well. If it's just competitors then how bout a competition right now? A drinking competition. First one to down 10 drinks wins.
Tipsy: You're talking to the drinking champ! I have 10 drinks before breakfast. *Laughs* You're on!
And they party into the night.